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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry

-let our names decide our disease-

~idiot~

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Idiot's Lurgy
Cause:	spread by rats
Symptoms:	bowel infrequency, vague tunnel vision, flushing, cockney accent
Cure:	psychiatry
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

~moron~

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Moronosis
Cause:	sporting injury
Symptoms:	blinking, extreme extra ribs, slightly memory loss, sudden cannibalism
Cure:	pass it on to someone else within seven days
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

~dumbo~

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Dumborosis
Cause:	bee sting
Symptoms:	leg swelling, breast pain, glowing in the dark, vague deafness
Cure:	click heels together three times
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

~stupid~

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Stupid's Disease
Cause:	sporting injury
Symptoms:	sudden gills, gullibility, occasional electric shocks, beige saliva
Cure:	drink one and a half cups of tea every day for the rest of your life
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

~pathetic~

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Patheticitis
Cause:	genetic mutation
Symptoms:	gills, gargling, laughing
Cure:	take seven paracetamol before going to bed
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

~unknown~

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Unknownosis
Cause:	bad cheese
Symptoms:	excessive lockjaw, excessive double-jointedness, screaming
Cure:	click heels together three times
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

~sadist~

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Sadistosis
Cause:	unknown
Symptoms:	excessive appetite changes, excessive stigmata, brain shrinkage
Cure:	psychiatry
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

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PROFILE.
PLEASE CLICK ON THE LOVELY FACES OF THIS FAMILY TO VIEW EACH OF THEIR PROFILE :D

In 2009;
Sadist - Year3.
Idiot&Moron - Year2.
Stupid - Year1.
Dumbo - Olevels.Sec4.
Pathetic - Sec3.
Unknown&Insane - Sec2.
ALL THE BEST FOR THIS YEARRR <3